Free Photography Sessions

I guess I should mention this here, because I just realized I haven't already, but if any of you who read this (and I really have no idea who reads this to begin with haha), have kids, live in the Houston area, and would like to have some photos taken of them for free, please let me know. I am working on portfolio building and would love to get some practice on your children! You might get some great photos, and hey, it's free, so what have you got to lose! Thanks! :)