Here is part two of 180 Crazy Things for 180 Crazy Days:
38. Boy threatening to kill everyone in class the first month of school
39. Girl pooping on the bathroom floor repeatedly
40. Girl's mom calling the superintendent to tattle
41. Boy leaving his group and wandering around Dewberry Farm alone
42. Girl and boy saying the eat armpit hair and drink pee
43. "the only thing that could make today better is if girls were running around in bikinis and we could run around like horses"
44. Girl bringing a cell phone to school and telling teacher it was a heart monitor
45. "can I have a piece of teacher appreciation cake since my mom brought it"
46. "gimme some chili on that" to the lunch ladies
47. Girl pushing others off the stage to be in the top row of pictures
48. Girl giving every first grade teacher a Christmas gift, except her own teacher
49. Boy pushing someone off the top of the playscape
50. Girl calling her teacher rude to her face "I'm not rude, YOU'RE RUDE!"
51. Boy dancing and grabbing his crotch at talent show tryouts
52. Boy bringing crayon outside and drawing a picture on the sidewalk
53. last day goodbyes - boy asking, "can you kiss me?" to his teacher
54. Boy writing his name in crayon on a desk
55. Boy telling the class he is "a pimp"
56. Girl picking her toes during reading group
57. Boy baby voice
58. Girl telling the kids she "hates God"
59. Girl spitting gum on the playground blacktop
60. Girl doing cartwheels into people at Kroger
61. Boy sobbing the whole way to the field trip crying, "I miss my mommy!"
62. Boy singing "down by the river and the hanky panky. Where your mama is fat and her breath is stanky"
63. Girl forging a note from her parents
64. Kids screaming out during the moment of silence at field day
65. Boy wearing girl's pink jacket and all the kids laughing about it
65. Boy wearing his huge "ring pop" style rings
66. Boy asking his teacher to tie a scarf around him to look like a halter top
67. Boy and his "boob hugs"
68. Boy jumping on the stage immediately after hearing "do not touch the stage"
69. Girl bumping into teacher on purpose as she was walking laps for time out
70. Boy stabbing girl with his finger during talent show
71. One of the boy class bullies calling a girl a bully during the talent show. Can we say calling the kettle black?
72. Boy's mom emailing 10 minutes after school is out to complain about grades.
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